• @Crackhappy
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      112 days ago

      I’m going to ahead and say you’re likely correct.

    • The Pantser
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      32 days ago

      Assume dead too, he was so drunk he went up like a match.

  • @Lost_My_Mind
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    151 day ago

    I love the guy who’s just seeing the elevator door open, and a man on fire gets off.

    He just walks away. “Noooope. Not getting on THAT elevator!”

    • Thassodar
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      71 day ago

      Public BO is bad enough, who wants to ride down with the smell of burning polyester and flesh?

  • @[email protected]
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    81 day ago

    Let he whom is without guilt cast the first stone. Done some pretty dumb stuff, just fortunate enough thus far it hasn’t gone viral. Hope your flaming ass is ok bro.

  • Drusas
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    31 day ago

    I see someone wasn’t taught stop, drop, and roll as a kid.