• @Tyfud
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      I"ll chip in $1.

      So that’s a full $3.50 for you Melina, any time you want it.

  • @[email protected]
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    Remember that she promised a press conference to explain how a soft core porn model got a ‘genius’ visa.

    • @[email protected]
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      I know the answer, I don’t mind it, and, in fact, encourage the immigration of hot milfs who are willing to pose nude.

      Further, in the interest of equality, I demand two genius slots immediately be created and granted to a hot DILF and a XILF.

    • @[email protected]
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      While that is probably true, I also suspect she is building up a bug out fund for when Trump either loses or croaks. She seems smart enough to realize that either one of those situations are going to be a grand old fuckfest.

    • @expatriado
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      🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀🌌

  • @Rottcodd
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    Gee whiz - who’d’ve thought that the woman who married a rich guy who looks (and notoriously smells) like a gigantic ambulatory drain clog would be so mercenary.

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      I’d just like to express my appreciation for allowing me to add “gigantic ambulatory drain clog” to my vocabulary.

  • @Rapidcreek
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    207 hours ago

    She saw what Stormy was getting. That’s why she was pissed.

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    117 hours ago

    CNN: We’re in the business of selling advertisements, I think we should understand better than most that we are providing you a service.

    Them: Aren’t you a news organization?

    CNN: