• @FourPacketsOfPeanuts
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    261 month ago

    If you sleep with your mouth open, statistically this will happen at least once during your life time

    • Rhynoplaz
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      31 month ago

      If you sleep with your mouth open *underwater, statistically this will happen at least once during your life time

    • @scutiger
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      21 month ago

      I assume an octopus would spend less time in your stomach than a hamburger would. Like a few seconds, probably. It would likely be fine just passing through.

      • @[email protected]
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        41 month ago

        You might be right, but I’m pretty sure if it did survive it would be pretty fucked up. Even if it was just a few seconds, that’s like jumping in a pool of hydrochloric acid and then getting out. You would definitely not be comfortable.

    • M137
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      21 month ago

      cocked*

  • @cm0002
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    41 month ago

    I feel… uncomfortable now

    • @[email protected]
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      41 month ago

      I’m going to make it worse: for every person this makes uncomfortable, there is almost certainly another for whom this is an arousing concept.

      If I have to suffer with that thought, so do you.

  • M137
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    41 month ago

    It could go the other way too.

  • @j4k3
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    31 month ago

    Americans are safe. The edible food product concrete fortress will stop them.