I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate…

  • @aeronmelon
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    That beak is going to hurt like a mother, though.

  • @Dasus
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    Flexible enough? Sure.

    But will it withstand my stomach acids?

      • @Dasus
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        It lives in water with salt. The average ocean pH value is 8.1. It’s a brain coated with a thin bit of goo.

        My stomach is about 1.5 pH.

        You could easily go through a waterslide, but if I change the water to be hydrochloric acid, you’re not gonna come out as fresh as you went in. And most skin on the face and body has a pH of between 4.7 and 5.75.

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            Genuine question: what is the point of logarithmic scales? Why can’t we have a linear scale of 3 to 30 instead of 3 to 4? A linear scale works perfectly fine in most cases (for example the Scoville scale which goes from something like 3 for a green pepper to 20 million for a reaper), so why can’t pH do the same?

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              Well, sure, you could, but would you rather write that a substance has a pH value of 11, or the absolute value, which is the hydrogen ion molar concentration, which would be 0.00000000001?

              https://www.fondriest.com/environmental-measurements/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ph_units.jpg

              Especially since what we consider the neutral point, is a pH value of 7 (pure water). So then, for an example, if you have 3 substances, they have the values of 0.0000043, 0.00000003, and 0.0000005. are they acidic? Or basic? It’s really difficult to tell at a glance.

              And sure, you could have a different measurement like set water as 0 and positive are acids and negative are bases or something, but then you just move further away from the actual definition of acidity.

  • @MilitantAtheist
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    172 months ago

    I’m pretty sure there’s japanese porn on this exact theme

  • @DanglingFury
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    162 months ago

    Stop, please. I can only get so erect.

    • @TriflingToad
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      a small one could probably go up that too

    • @[email protected]
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      Yes, you can enter an octopus’ mouth, wriggle around through its digestive tract, and exit their anus. And when you’re done, you can eat the octopus shreds from it popping like a you-filled balloon.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            72 months ago

            I’m pretty sure 90% of search histories have an octopus in anus variant in them.

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              90% of my search history is animal anuses.

              While I’m totally joking, I for realsies create calendars filled with pictures of animal’s butts that I take at the zoo

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                  That’s one of my favorite episodes. I felt so understood. I started taking pictures of animals’ butts when I mistimed a pic of a hippo swimming by. I was so amused that it was unlike any other photo you’d normally see of a hippo, but you knew it was a hippo. So I expanded to other animals.

                  After one trip, I mentioned to my family that I got photos of over 14 animals’ butts and my sister said “great, you can make a calendar now.” And so it all began.

                • @ABCDE
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                  32 months ago

                  What show is it?

  • beefbot
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    It’s called octopussying and you NORMOS and vegans STAY AWAY from OUR KINKCOMMUNITY (/s)

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    Something an incredibly large number of people do not understand is that solid objects cannot pass through you: anything larger than 1-2mm will not get past the Pylorus Sphincter at the end of your stomach.

    Any claims otherwise are misled bullshit.

    EDIT: Lots of typos

    • @[email protected]
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      I never threw the quarter i swallowed at 6 years old back up, doc said it likely passed. Thats hella bigger tam 1-2mm and there’s no quarters showing up on imaging… so how exactly does that work?

      Not saying I don’t believe this its just that reconciling this statement with real world experience isn’t adding up.

      And now I’m picturing the ‘Little Book of Calm’ getting absorbed and Bill Bailey running around looking like Jesus and quoting it. I never walked around like moose jesus so I guess I didn’t absorb it.

      • @finitebanjo
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        Coins will dissolve within a month, pass once small enough. US Quarters are Copper with a plating of Copper Nickel Alloy, all of which will dissolve in acid.

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          Conflicting Sources

          https://ucanr.edu/datastoreFiles/608-87.pdf

          The pylorus contracts to slow gastric emptying and results in further mixing of gastric contents. During this time, the stomach transforms its contents into multiphase slurry called chyme, which is a combination of separate phases of aqueous solutions, fats, and solids. The more intense peristaltic waves promote antral empty- ing, which allows gastric contents, mainly fluid mixed with small particles, to pass through the pylorus and enter the duodenum. The particle size of the food emptied through the pylorus is less than 1 to 2 mm during the fed state (Thomas 2006).

          and the Thomas Citation:

          Thomas A. 2006. Gut motility, sphincters and reflex control. Anaesthesia Intens Care Med 7(2):57–8.

          I think yours is the typo.

          • @[email protected]
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            I don’t read any conflicts here, in fact it seems the blurb you shared is speaking to normal food particle size that passes though, while the one I shared talks about maximum foreign object size that can pass.

      • @finitebanjo
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        An unchewed kernel is about 7.5mm in diameter.

        The kernels are already popped or deflated as they enter the intestines, the loose corn kernal skins pass through like so.

    • Xyre
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      When I was a kid, I passed a marble. It was quite painful when exiting the stomach, but I’ll never forget the sound of it hitting the porcelain afterwards.

  • Wren
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    92 months ago

    I have a stomach ache and this is not helping

    • @Madison420
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      It’s just fully autonomous pipe cleaning.

  • @CMDR_Horn
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    92 months ago

    Sounds like the digestive system works