They always talk about existential horror, but never inistential horror. Curious
That looks like intestinal horror to me
My ex would probably have a few things to say about that, amiright! (kill me).
They forgot your mom’s stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.
/s
that’d be like 80 loads
4chan version is that but with rainbow dash
As if she ever stops at 400
“Do you want to get a bite to eat?”
“No thanks. I have Lovecraft at home.”
Existential horror has calories?! Never mind potato chips, philosophy made me fat.
Someone should create a breed of chicken that’s primarily fibrous matter and water.
Whole grain chicken
Imagine a universe where plants were responsible for modern climate change, Earth Day celebrated deforestation, and Impossible Foods was developing this monster fiber-chicken.
I guess photosynthetic life has been responsible for catastrophic climate change before
You coud try eating the pellicle from a batch of kombucha.
Pretty much all they are. That and 97% hormone.
I haven’t eaten in three days and my stomach is still full of existential horror
Steel might be difficult to digest, but it is very caloric dense.
That sweet, sweet exy horror 🤤
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You’re misreading the diagram. It’s showing the volume taken by the food. So assuming a similar density, owls being lower caloric value per gram means the owls would take a greater volume, which the diagram shows.
Lemmy sucks sometimes because I deleted my comment within less then a minute after I realized
Sorry for sucking!
Well, you don’t eat swords for their calories. You eat them for the iron.
