• Waldowal
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    475 hours ago

    I think everyone can stay calm. That ewok is the first image result if you google “ewok”.

    • @[email protected]
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      102 hours ago

      Yeah, both are definitely photoshopped. People sure do love to lie on the Internet for attention.

    • @kautau
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      32 hours ago

      I mean ewok the same way, but are you sure he’s the same ewok?

    • @[email protected]
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      63 hours ago

      Well shit.

      I was thinking that someone who went through the trouble of making such authentic costumes is probably known to the neighbors for them anyway.

  • AtomicHotSauce
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    43 hours ago

    ::Mountain Monsters music intensifies::

  • @stupidcasey
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    436 hours ago

    In other news man and child shot in tragic hunting accident, police say “ they were stupid” more at 11:00

    • @[email protected]
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      115 hours ago

      I mean, they somehow got the footage, so either they’re super tight with said neighbour, or its their cameras.

      • @Zorque
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        63 hours ago

        Or it’s made up for hahas on the internet

    • @VubDapple
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      45 hours ago

      For real! That’s a way to get killed!

  • kamenLady.
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    135 hours ago

    I think he meant, they took their human costumes off and took a walk.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      626 hours ago

      Question to americans:

      In which situation you have the highest chance to get shot:

      • Dressed as an ewok in the forest at night during hunting season
      • Regular thursday in a high school
      • Having slightly darker skin while being pulled over
      • @[email protected]
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        I could find 0 incidences of ewoks being shot in a forest outside of Return of the Jedi.

        Rather than “all shootings” which is harder to find details of I’ll go with death statistics for the shootings:

        In 2020–21, there were a total of 41 school-associated violent deaths in the United States, which included 20 homicides and 17 suicides. Source

        Traffic stop killings In 2021 it was 117, according to the Mapping Police Violence database.

        According to this Police Shootings Database Hispanic and African Americans constitute 45.4% of all police killings.

        Meaning that of the 117 in 2021 you’d expect ~53 of them to be “Slightly darker skinned”

        So 24 school associated (ruling out suicides) vs 53 slightly darker skin means you’re 2.2x as likely to be shot by a cop for being brown, or 4.875x as likely to be shot by a cop in a traffic stop overall.

        Hope that helps.

        • peopleproblems
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          12 hours ago

          … It helps the argument but it makes me even more depressed

      • @HowManyNimons
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        15 hours ago

        Dressing as an ewok or dressing as a woke?