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- cross-posted to:
- political_weirdos
- nottheonion
Marjorie Taylor Greene appeared to double down on her Hurricane Helene conspiracy theory over the weekend, following up a baseless claim that “they” can control the weather with an assertion that such a scheme might involve lasers.
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If I had to choose between two parties and one of them had the power to control the weather, I’m pretty sure which one I’d choose!
I’m here to remind you that May is Mental Health Awareness Month.
Ms. Greene is here to remind you that you should be aware during months other than May, also.
It’s actually an acronym which stands for Telemetry Hastening Energy Yachts.
I’m on Team Orca.
, which is a row boat rental company in the Bay Area
PRONOUN!!!
I want this as a pronoun pin
Damn I kinda want to get a polo with this embroidered on it.
Another thing I’m certain she doesn’t actually understand.
god damn she loves lasers
It’s the only thing that can add color to her face leather.
Big fan of Courtney Cox I guess
Look, lady. Us Jews are way too busy controlling Hollywood and the world’s banks to bother with space lasering some hurricane. Figure it out for yourself this time.
Don’t let her fool you, she’s in the government and has a say in where the lasers are aimed.
I’d love to see a reporter follow through with this. Put her on the spot for her vote on laser weather control, what she knew and when she knew it, if someone trusts her enough to put her on a committee what did the committee do when that came up. May she can start an investigation into the actions of the National Weather Control Service
That’s why she says “they” instead of who she really means. She can always claim to not be a part of “them” and the label can be applied to any group people want. Keeps the hate train running on schedule.
Just wait until she halfway understands the word “quantum”
Just like, how to pronounce it?
Marjorie “Low Bar” Greene
There’s no halfway to understanding quantum; you either do or you d-- ooohhhhhhhhhhh.
Schrödinger’s epistemology.
But are the lasers kosher?
The fediverse needs a special community for posts like this…
Nutjob News
Sadly, until we, the US, as a country, get our heads out of our asses and vote these people out, regular news and nutjob news are going to have a lot of overlap.
There’s also [email protected] I guess.
True that. I’m already subscribed to Not The Onion, but thanks for sharing, very fitting community for such batshit crazy news. 👍
Margie, are the lasers in the room with us right now?
Actually, that was just me. I have the weather laser this week and I decided Florida was due for a bath.
As a Canadian I am embarrassed for the United States every day.
Next she’ll start adding magnets into the mix.
Well of course there were lasers!!!
