In newly resurfaced audio, the vice-presidential candidate is heard making disparaging remarks, calling childless children “miserable” and “pathetic”.
It’s kind of sad that JD Vance is such a disgusting piece of shit that I assumed this was a real news story until I noticed it was an Onion article lol
I just assumed it was a typo in the reddit title, not actual satire 🤷♂️
don’t worry, couchfucker still has a month to spew his signature pants-on-head stupid bullshit
I just read an article about his extended family in Appalachia and they’re calling him a “Shillbilly!”
I quite liked that.
I mean, i would also be pretty pissed of my cousin made millions on a book about how I’m a lowlife scumbag who deserves everything that happens to me.
JD Vance leaves raw chicken in the middle of the grocery store pass it on
Incorrect
JD Vance does not go to grocery stores, that’s a job for “the help”
JD Vance specifically orders his help to leave raw chicken in the middle of the grocery store.
to the deli worker: “You know, some of this and that”
Whatever makes sense
“I’ll take some of those ones with sprinkles.”
“Mr. Vance, those are rat turds”
“Excellent”
Was it fingered before he discarded it?
“resurfaced” that shit was only two weeks ago.
Edit. Aaaaand I ate the onion. Crunch.
We have kids that are 11, 12… even 13 years old that care more about their school, their friends, and even their soccer practice than starting a family.
Is this the world conservative want?
Children looking after other children?
Absolutely disgusting!
Given the unholy pairing of fundamentalists who wish to do away with age of consent and the MAGA crowds, this probably isn’t too far into satire.
The novel “The Handmaiden’s Tale” is literally inspired from real life based from the author’s observation of unfolding events in the 20th century, particularly the rise of Iranian theocracy and Islamic fundamentalism in the Middle East and how they treat women. The author fears something could happen in the United States. And her fear is inching closer to happening in the United States.
I bet this guy hates being a parent and wants others to suffet like him.
