Here’s the research I’ve already done:

He’s a snub nosed dog so he’s not allowed underneath the planes in cargo due to risk of death. But he’s freaking dense so he’s not allowed in most cabins because they have a 15 lb weight limit.

United Airlines seems to have a size limit for dogs in the cabin, but no weight limit. However, both on the website and the app, when I search for transatlantic flights, I get error messages.

I also researched some cargo pet transport companies but I’d be looking at $3k each direction.

Our starting city is San Diego and our destination is Formentera, Spain. But if we could find a way to transport him from San Diego to anywhere in Spain or France, we could go the rest of the way by train so that would work just fine.

  • @BreadOven
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    Go down to the docks and charter a boat captained by some salty dog. Better if they have an eye patch and/or wooden peg leg. I foresee nothing going wrong with this option.

    But on a serious note, do look into bringing animals into other countries, oftentimes it’s difficult and requires paperwork and such.

  • @[email protected]
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    3523 hours ago

    Have you looked into health regulations and quarantine considerations? I think that may be a factor with pets, regardless of whether or both they’re technically certified as a service dog in the US. At any rate, I would categorically NOT assume that it’ll be smooth sailing when it comes to customs and immigration. That, in fact, might be part of what that expensive transport service is offering.

    TL;DR: definitely look into the health/immigration/vaccination/quarantine considerations, because you might be in for an unpleasant surprise if you haven’t specifically prepared for it, as the EU is rather more bureaucratic about these things.

    • @wildcardology
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      Yeah, Johnny Depp’s dogs was almost euthanized because amber heard brought them via private jet and didn’t undergo quarantine in Australia.

      • Hildegarde
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        Australia and NZ have some of the strictest biosecurity laws in the world. Its important to look up the laws about transporting animals, but something like that is unlikely to happen for an atlantic crossing.

  • Haus
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    1821 hours ago

    I’d advise using an African Swallow.

    • @linearchaos
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      You’re going to need a few He’s a chonky boy

    • @Eczpurt
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      Unless they regularly carry very large coconuts, I’m not sure it will be strong enough

  • @[email protected]
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    381 day ago

    I also researched some cargo pet transport companies but I’d be looking at $3k each direction.

    Well, then that’s what it costs to transport your dog.
    It’s really a first world problem.

  • Blackout
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    You are going to need a very big trebuchet, possibly the biggest ever. Watch out for fanatics.

  • @[email protected]
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    201 day ago

    There are some pet friendly cruise ships that cross the Atlantic - it’d probably require taking a train across the US to get there though.

      • @[email protected]
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        419 hours ago

        Maybe speak to an airline booking agent? I wonder if the weight limit might be different in business class. Upgrading your seat might be cheaper than buying two coach seats.

    • @Num10ck
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      11 day ago

      this is the way. a cruise ship would take weeks.

  • daed
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    Is it usual for animals to be transported 10h+ per cargo mail? That sounds cruel.