• @[email protected]
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    1010 hours ago

    I recently visited Yellowstone National Park for the first time. As the largest park in the continental US, I felt like I could live in the backcountry for the rest of my life, just soaking in the natural beauty.

    Unfortunately society refuses to collapse, so I’m stuck trying to find a job that will pay the bills I accrue just keeping food in my dog’s belly and a roof over our heads.

    • @Madison420
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      36 hours ago

      Not just refuses to collapse but does so while actively trying to fuck people who live off the land with stupid bullshit like rainwater collection restrictions and such.

  • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie
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    2212 hours ago

    My little house is cozy. The world is full of assholes, insects, and pollution. My little mind control device has a connection to millions of people all over the world. It’s full endless imagery, naked women, and fart jokes.

    If only I could get my fireplace going I’d curl up in a ball and die happy.

  • @Viking_Hippie
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    910 hours ago

    Guess this is a Cyanide week, not a Happiness week 🤷

  • LucasWaffyWaf
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    3416 hours ago

    Oh hey, it’s exactly the kinda thing driving me into suicidal ideations (with help from our old friend unaddressed trauma)

    I mean me too thanks.

      • LucasWaffyWaf
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        814 hours ago

        I’m not okay, but I’ll be fine. Too much on my plate, but the thought of telling my best friends goodbye keeps me from buying a gun.

    • @[email protected]
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      715 hours ago

      My guy, my gal, my nonbinary pal, who ever you are I believe in you from the bottom of my heart that your loved even if you don’t think that way

      You also got us on Lemmy :)

      • LucasWaffyWaf
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        414 hours ago

        Appreciate it. Thankfully, the thought of having to tell my friends I’m leaving them is what snaps me out of doing it. That and my executive dysfunction making it hard to bring myself to buy a gun.

        • @[email protected]
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          414 hours ago

          executive dysfunction making it hard to bring myself to buy a gun.

          I love it when one problem solves another.

          • LucasWaffyWaf
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            213 hours ago

            It’s like Mr. Burns, having every disease and problematic condition in the world plus some new ones, all counteracting each others’ ailments, except he’s got money and I’m a wage slave lol

  • @rustyfish
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    611 hours ago

    There is no idiot like me.

  • @taiyang
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    1213 hours ago

    Less depressing to me, I happen to enjoy my little box!

    • @UtMan1988
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      813 hours ago

      I worked hard for my little box! All my favorite stuff is there! Even when I go touch grass, pretty soon I miss my little box. My little box is my favorite place to be!

  • @Ptsf
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    511 hours ago

    Less dangerous in the box. Box is shelter from the storm. Well. Not Milton, but smaller storms, surely?

  • @Philharmonic3
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    615 hours ago

    And they’ve brought it into your home, so you can see and experience and reach out to it from wherever you may be and whatever abilities you have. Rejoice

  • Troy
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    716 hours ago

    Joke’s on you! I’m homeless!

    (Jk)