Personally I’d say cave diving. I was contemplating between that and free climbing soloing but I honestly rather fall to my death than drown in a claustrophobic, dark, cold, silted up cave.
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Free plummeting. Although that’s just a fancy way to say “jumping off of something really high and then dying when you hit the ground.” The problem is you can only do it once, but it will be the last extreme sport you will ever try.
I know you didn’t ask and probably don’t care, but free climbing and free soloing are different things. Free climbing uses a rope, but does not allow you to use artificial means to ascend, like pulling on gear you put on the wall. The gear is just there to arrest a fall.
Free soloing is where you climb without a rope. Free climbing uses a rope for safety, but upward mobility is hands and feet on wall. Aid climbing is where you climb by fixing gear to the wall and use it to ascend.
If you know what you’re doing, free climbing is pretty safe. Free soloing is not, but people do it successfully without their huge balls weighing them down.
As a side note, bouldering is also climbing without a rope, but you don’t climb high enough to make a fall fatal.
Thanks! Yeah I meant free soloing. I was under the illusion that ‘Free Solo’ was just the name of the Alex Honnold documentary and free climbing was the term for the sport itself, like free diving.
Chess?
Skydiving.
I did bungee jumping once and hated that. I can’t imagine jumping higher and using a parachute. Fuck. That.
I like skateboarding and rollerblading, but only like watching BMX. Like I grew up doing half pipes and stuff with skateboards and blades and that’s hard enough. Trying to do with a bike, I’d probably end up eating shit and fucking up my nads.
I’ve done a little bit of cave diving. There are caves I would dive again, and some I absolutely would not. These experiences rank very highly among the coolest of my life. There’s things to see down there you can’t experience any other way. But yes, it is relatively dangerous and I spent a lot of time down there not thinking about how far away I was from the surface.
Bull riding.
Competitive face slapping
I just watched some highlights with my kid during the weekend. It looks insane! I could never.
a lot of people saying cave diving and I agree it is fucking terrifying and you wouldn’t catch me anywhere near it but you are weightless, if you go somewhere bad you can almost always just go back. Dry caving however has this little thing called gravity, you can get stuck in a hole with no way out, I would honestly rather drown.
I was watching something the other day where these guys went through this tiny little hole in the ground. It turned into a massive cavern hundreds of feet deep then they followed the cave as it narrowed, by the end of, he had taken off most of his gear and was straining to pull himself through crevices that he really didn’t fit through. One slight mistake or a shift in some rocks and you’re done. If the guy he was with was a little bit bigger and couldn’t get through the crevice he couldn’t even get in to save his ass. Yeah no thanks.
Underwater spelunking is significantly more dangerous because you have a very limited oxygen supply and it’s very easy to get confused about which way is up. And every time you get near a surface you end up having zero visibility. Everywhere you go your equipment’s getting stuck on things.
To be honest either one of those can fuck right off, we don’t even need a contest.
Cave diving is a good one. But also underwater cave diving, if that’s the right term. Seeing pictures of those those “don’t go beyond this point you will die” signs underwater is pretty dang spooky
I think “cave diving” is generally understood to refer to the underwater variety.
If you’re referring to general cave exploration, that would generally be called “spelunking”
… That would make sense haha
Don’t read about https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutty_Putty_Cave then. Quite a way to go out, 28 hours headfirst into a crevice you can’t back out of. RIP
Aw yeah…i was gonna say that. Nightmare fuel…
Extreme Cave diving.
all cave diving is extreme
Jesus that’s terrifying.
Edd Sorenson has some fantastic cave rescue / body recovery stories incase anyone’s interested. The dude is an absolute legend in the cave diving circles.
Anvil firing
You get 2 anvils, stack them on top of each other, the bottom one upside down, pack some gunpowder between them, light it, run, and the top one shoots off into the air and eventually comes back down.
I’m sure it’s a blast (literally) but I’m not trying to looney tunes myself.
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You have to try it with a piano.
Russian Roulette.
I almost played Russian Roulette once, thankfully I was late to the game. The guys wanting to play didn’t have a revolver, so they used a semi-automatic pistol. I really dodged a bullet with that one
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Bungie jumping. No skill and stupid aa fuck.
The kind of parkour runs which you do on top of high rise buildings
Three years ago, I broke my leg free climbing. It took two and a half years of physical therapy to get back to maybe 80% of what it used to be, and now I have a permanent metal plate. I was lucky it wasn’t any worse.
I don’t think I’ll ever free climb again, it’s just not worth it. However, I also would never do cave diving.
That’ll teach you to be cheap. Next time, pay a fair price for your climbing.
(Seriously though, that sucks and I’m glad it didn’t end even worse!)
