You decide what happens next. Outcome dependent on two factors: how much I like the answer, and how many votes it got.
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“Can you please sing more quietly, the street is there for everyone”
Roarrrs off with spinning tires.
Get off the road, asshole. - - based on real events. I’ve even had it said to me by someone going the opposite direction.
I literally once had someone yell at me for riding on the road, then someone else yell at me for riding on the sidewalk - in the same day. More like within a few hours.
Hit and run
He says ‘pebnis’
Driver: You’re sexy and you know it!
“Just saying hi!” [drives off]
I am legal representation for RIAA. You are whistling copyrighted work without permission in a public space. We are demanding 34M USD in damages.
“We’re mere stickfigures in a cartoon”
“Our entire existence is imited to these panels and we are on our last. The moment we stop talking we will be cast back into the endless void, never to return”
“What?”
The end
I once had this happen to me. When I reached their window, they threw a half-full beer at me. I was 14. I came home smelling like beer. My parents knew I wasn’t cool enough to be drinking beer at 14, so I didn’t get in trouble at all.
Good story, but too much for a single panel of a comic IMO.
Chicken butt! As the driver speeds off.
Or maybe the cyclist is on the wrong side of the road.
It can be whatever you want it to be!
Yeah, but what is it really?
england
Drivers pulls up and they both romantically build a doctor who Lego set
As we only ever got three, they should have enough time to build all of them.
Biker runs into a bale of hay. Driver corrects himself.
This should be the winner
“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”
We’re going to the bar after work. Are you joining?
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