Do you take requests? For middle school I forgot I had to memorize a poem and remembered at lunch right before class, so I went to the library and grabbed a Shel Silverstein book. “I made an airplane out of stone, I always did like staying home.”

The following year, apparently the teacher added a minimum poem length to the assignment requirements.

Me trying to decide if that experience would be my final straw for vegetarianism.

This is MF DOOM