• @Sam_Bass
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    131 minutes ago

    if its just 1 inch i wouldnt worry about it

  • @[email protected]
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    374 hours ago

    Gross misuse of technology.

    We’re just going to ignore that there are open source plans online for motorized multi-axis articulated under-desk fleshlight mounts, and a library of videos with 1:1 motion mapping? Plus it has safety controls to ensure it doesn’t snap the “cylinder”.

    Go green! No need for a whole robot when you’re only looking to use a single part.

    (I mostly just wanted to curse others with knowledge of the robo-vagina. Can’t find the github anymore because a bunch of companies got in on it and dominate the search results now)

  • @[email protected]
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    295 hours ago

    “You slipped and fell?”

    “Yes.”

    “Penis first?”

    “Yes, now get me out of here.”

    • @[email protected]
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      114 minutes ago

      “I don’t know why patients try to lie. It’s not like it’s a big deal”

      [patient walks in with a butt object]

      “Oh gee, how’d it happen?”

      All they gotta do is not ask. I assume it’s not medically relevant. Dude’s got a cucumber in his butt, everybody knows how it happened. What’s the point in asking?

  • mechoman444
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    225 hours ago

    It’s his penis. The cylinder is his penis.

    • themeatbridge
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      339 minutes ago

      It’s an old meme from Reddit. Guy got his penis stuck in an m&ms tube.

      • @Zorque
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        114 minutes ago

        People have been getting their penis stuck in things for as long as there have been holes.

    • @werefreeatlast
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      84 hours ago

      I also agree! I just want to clarify that I knew it was his penis before actually reading this comment because I’m smart too.

  • @Kyrgizion
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    697 hours ago

    “What is my purpose?”

    “You give handies to Elon Musk.”

    “Oh God.”

  • @[email protected]
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    46 hours ago

    First we had the wankpanzer, now we have the wankrobot.

    PS. I would also have accepted wankautomaton, wankpuppet, wankmechanic or wankandroid.

  • Jake Farm
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    57 hours ago

    This is the second post I have seen where someone has their cylinder stuck in something is this a meme now?

    • @NounsAndWords
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      316 hours ago

      There was a reddit thread where a guy clearly got his dick stuck in a M&M mini tube and refused to admit it, referred to it as a “cylinder” stuck in a tube, and really stuck to the bit.

  • @Num10ck
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    47 hours ago

    would a cylinder measurement assumed to be in circumference or diameter?

    • @voracitude
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      124 hours ago

      Well, since he said “diameter” in the post, I think I found your answer.

    • Echo Dot
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      85 hours ago

      Neither I think it’s just a total surface area so. All sorts of ways to arrange that topology

  • @schema
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    14 minutes ago

    Just tell the tesla employee that comes with the robot to fake its autonomy to let go.