Wearing comfy socks is in my DNA
X chromosomes are stored in the balls
Partially true
I am become Linux, user of arch
Her: I’m a virgin
My penis:
“And this kids is why you need to be very careful when operating the band saw.”
Lmfao when I read this and I thought awww! A wholesome one!
X-Men Origins?
XXX-Men Orgasms
Leaked Nudes of Elon musk.
Apparently masterbating 34 times in a single day is one time too many
The first confirmed triple penis is incredible. It’s owner is able to establish a love quadrilateral. Indeed a Trenis is quite enjoyable for everyone involved.
It’s a feminine penis.
*animorphs into chromosome
When you have a godly sized dong but can’t use it because it’s attached to your Siamese twins’ huge dong.
Dear Levi’s, I am writing to inform you that my recent purchase of “Men’s Ribozyme Pant - the only jean that contours to your biology” has spliced my legs off.
In retrospect, I realize I should have been more judicious in my jean selection.
Consider this my formal request for a refund.
The male determines the sex of the offspring.
Tip to tip
