- In case you’re wondering, this appears to be a custom pillow. - Good, I began to feel uncontrollable anger for a second. - He’s ok, cats are liquid and will return to fill shape upon release. 
- For what it’s worth I don’t think it would look like that if you… did that, and now my stoned ass has officially spent too much time thinking about that. - “This is fine” - -Cat 
 
- Self-inflicted anger due to stupidity, a problem WAY too common. How do you not see that it’s not real? 
 
- Thanks. I was thinking it was some fucking weird home taxidermy or something - Do you not suffocate you cat? - There’s a joke about smothering pussy in there, somewhere, but I’ll let you make it 
 
 
 
- deleted by creator 
- He owed money to Jabba the Hutt, apparently - Jabba the Cat 
 
- Flashbacks to that fucking Netflix documentary, Don’t Fuck with Cats. - Fuck. - I watched that. They dragged it out too much. It could have been an episode short. Also, after watching how the guy was actually caught. The police got a tip from someone that recognized him on the street. The whole “we did this, we caught him” idea of that documentary was pointless. - Yeah in the end those people kinda accomplished nothing - Hopefully the friends they made along the way was worth it. 
 
 
- deleted by creator 
 
- It’s like Superman 2 all over again - You will bow down before Zod! 
 
- looks at my bonsai kitten - This is def a better space saver. 
- Look at his eyes, he doesn’t even know where he is, that kitty is half baked 










