why would some kids die because I can’t drink until I’m 21?
A DARE officer once scared me off of drinking water for two days because he literally never used the words “alcohol” or “beer” to a crowd of six years olds. Just “drinking is bad.”
based dare officer preventing drug use by killing the youth.
Sounds like a skill issue, fuck them kids
I guess I should get the word out that I’m over 21. Don’t want anyone dying on my account.
They shoulda just had some hwatcha at 3am SLURP
David Cross talked about if you see a crying child and ask why and they say, “that man won’t buy us beer,” the response should be, “ok, I’ll buy you some beer.” Only he said it funnier than I did.
LET THE CHILDREN DRINK!
(shut up, it’s sarcasm, I only think they should smoke crack.)
