• @[email protected]
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    231 month ago

    A DARE officer once scared me off of drinking water for two days because he literally never used the words “alcohol” or “beer” to a crowd of six years olds. Just “drinking is bad.”

  • @[email protected]
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    61 month ago

    David Cross talked about if you see a crying child and ask why and they say, “that man won’t buy us beer,” the response should be, “ok, I’ll buy you some beer.” Only he said it funnier than I did.

    LET THE CHILDREN DRINK!

    (shut up, it’s sarcasm, I only think they should smoke crack.)

  • @Alexstarfire
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    21 month ago

    I guess I should get the word out that I’m over 21. Don’t want anyone dying on my account.

  • @Agent641
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    1 month ago

    They shoulda just had some hwatcha at 3am SLURP