• ALQ
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    3214 hours ago

    Jareth is not allowed to be completely gay. He can be 99% gay, but I require that 1% to remain ungay so I can have a chance with this fictional character.

    Also Sarah, after she’s grown up about 15 years. She’s also not allowed to be 100% straight for the same reason.

    This is a totally normal way to think, right? 🙃

  • davel [he/him]
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    2914 hours ago

    Bowie was packing in the girl-coming-of-age story. Wild stuff.

    The past is a foreign country. France, I think.

  • cod
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    I’m going as Joe/Manco/Blondie from the Dollars trilogy. My girlfriend was originally going to go as cowboy (cowgirl?) Barbie but that might be changing now

  • @MissJinx
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    614 hours ago

    bowie pretending to be gay so hard to get along with his pals

  • SeaJ
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    Grant. My wife will be going as Ellie and the kids are going as dinosaurs.

  • @Lauchs
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    214 hours ago

    Mr Clean. Easy and one of the handful of bald friendly costumes.

      • @Lauchs
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        413 hours ago

        I think so! There’s a pretty good shop for theatrical makeup so I should be able to get those hauntingly white eyebrows at an almost reasonable price.

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            I had no idea there was a dance, thanks for sharing! Gonna have to practice my booty shakin’!

  • @foggy
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    115 hours ago

    If I do anything I’ll make a makeshift Anti-woke Taskforce uniform.