Here is this guy’s highlight reel

  • Raided funds meant for firefighters and paramedics to bankroll his lavish lifestyle. Fancy cars, luxury vacations, designer clothes – even his child support.
  • Squandered millions in public funds while essential services were left to rot.
  • Used public money to grease the palms of Republican politicians.
  • Prioritized lucrative non-emergency transfers over life-saving 911 calls. Who needs a paramedic when there’s money to be made?
  • Deprived emergency responders of vital equipment while his own “limousines” were chauffeured around.
  • Stole from his own dead brother’s children.
    • edgarde
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      515 hours ago

      Republican donor and a cop? Trump will pardon this guy and award him a Medal of Freedom.

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    6019 hours ago

    Stole from his own dead brother’s children.

    I know the magnitude isn’t as wide as the others. But this just feels like the shittiest thing out of the list.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      1919 hours ago

      Yea that was my takeaway too. The consequences may not have been as wide spread as the others but as far as dick moves go it was kinda the worst one.

  • @[email protected]
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    3018 hours ago

    Using findings from a long-term Indiana State Police investigation, state prosecutors alleged Noel used millions of taxpayer dollars from the Utica Volunteer Firefighters Association and New Chapel EMS to buy cars, planes, vacations, clothing and other personal luxury purchases. Investigators said public funds were also used to pay for college tuition and child support.

    how the fuck is a sheriff buying planeS, plural, and expecting no one to start wondering wtf

  • @Gammelfisch
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    Now he’s fucking crying. I do not expect much from the regressive red run state of Indiana.

    • FuglyDuck
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      718 hours ago

      I see a resemblance, too.

  • @SupraMario
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    Love the picture of his lawyer… he’s like the fuck is wrong with this piece of shit.

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    2018 hours ago

    Noel was originally charged with 31 felonies for allegedly misusing money from the fire and EMS departments which he oversaw. He pleaded guilty to 27 of those in August.

    “Those are rookie numbers” - Donald Trump

    • Poot
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      Perhaps, in prison, others will enjoy his asshole. :)

      • Funderpants
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        3418 hours ago

        I don’t find prison rape particularly funny, to me it’s a failure of the state and society that it happens.

        • El Barto
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          Plus it’s an overdone joke.

          The “Didn’t scan? Must be free!” of prison jokes.

  • @reddig33
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    1118 hours ago

    Is he crying? What an asshole. Only cries when it affects himself.

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    There’s just simply no bottom to their depravity. Its as terrifying as it is infuriating. Michael Flynn is already ranting and raving about unleashing the gates of Hell lol. Thats probably something the Antichrist is supposed to say, if he were real

  • @[email protected]
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    Noel led Holcomb’s campaign in 2016 and was part of his transition team.

    And won’t see a pardon from Holcomb (per a statement). Which is great. It’s nice to see something too hot to touch.

    But I won’t assume Holcomb is a pillar of virtue who just coincidentally happened to have a criminal running their campaign…

    Hopefully a valuable lesson to any other criminal cronies out there - loyalty upward is rarely returned.