i haven’t had any problems with giant cockroaches ever since i started cutting all the tags off my shirts

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this happened to me once but it turned out to actually be a centipede.

The tags that easily pull out ore the very best.

Better than having to cut them yourself, and better than a tag in an alternate location. Also better than the painted-on-the-inside tagless shirts.

I try to only buy tagless shirts because of that. I’ve also recently seen some shirts have the tag down by the waist and that’s way easier to ignore.

Also, fucking leg hairs.

Pro tip:

Apparently, if you put kinesiology tape over the tag and then apply heat it binds to the fabric and makes a much smoother thing touching your neck.

Look out! It’s Gregor on your neck!

Even worse, tags on the sides that tickle your ribs instead of your neck.

Gotta snip those fuckers off immediately.

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Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a house to go burn down. 🔥 🏠 🐞

Then you gotta double take in the mirror to make sure there’s nothing back there.