• @Viking_Hippie
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      252 years ago

      Source: atrocious English tabloid The Sun quoting unverified information from a Tiktoker who claims without proof to have worked for Target at some point.

      Reliability: sub zero.

    • @[email protected]
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      142 years ago

      So basically I should steal until just before I hit felony level and then wait out the statue of limitations.

      Got it.

      • Ser Salty
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        52 years ago

        This is literally a plan that Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would come up with

      • @[email protected]
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        42 years ago

        I heard a guy tried that once and on his last “trip” they called the cops on him and a manager smuggled a bottle of liqor in his backpack so he would hit the felony level.

    • @[email protected]
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      142 years ago

      What if this is a piece designed to dissuade you from stealing by making you believe they’re actually capable of tracking every little item?

    • @[email protected]
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      42 years ago

      What if this is a piece designed to dissuade you from stealing by making you believe they’re actually capable of tracking every little item?

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          You’re replying to a comment that says “comment deleted.”

          I’m way ahead of you. Go complain to someone that can do more about it.

          Edit: god dammit it happened again.

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          12 years ago

          What if that’s just ANOTHER Walmart trick?

        • @[email protected]
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          12 years ago

          You’re replying to a comment that says “comment deleted.”

          I’m way ahead of you. Go complain to someone that can do more about it.

        • @[email protected]
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          12 years ago

          You’re replying to a comment that says “comment deleted.”

          I’m way ahead of you. Go complain to someone that can do more about it.

    • @[email protected]
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      42 years ago

      Thanks for this. I had a feeling something was up since it almost feels like they let you steal.

    • @[email protected]
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      32 years ago

      What if this is a piece designed to dissuade you from stealing by making you believe they’re actually capable of tracking every little item?

    • @[email protected]
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      22 years ago

      What if this is a piece designed to dissuade you from stealing by making you believe they’re actually capable of tracking every little item?

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      22 years ago

      What if this is a piece designed to dissuade you from stealing by making you believe they’re actually capable of tracking every little item?

  • TheSaneWriter
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    152 years ago

    It’s a shame to see the quality advice I’m missing out on on Reddit.

  • @Selmafudd
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    42 years ago

    Jet fuel wouldn’t steal beams