I can’t tell if this comic is trying to scare Christians or threaten me with a good time.
What I love is the implication that Satan wants lots and lots of unplanned pregnancies. As if that hasn’t been a cornerstone of the Catholic doctrine for centuries.
Maybe Satan did the math and saw that having warehouses full of low grade condoms would actually result in lower pregnancy and std rates than if he had opted for fewer, more expensive condoms. After all, a barrier is a barrier and quantity is a quality unto itself.
Sounds great. How much are the tickets?
They’ve all been scooped up by scalper bots already, sorry.
The real Satan was Ticketmaster, all along!
*Mark 25:8 “Jesus used bots to save us, as he saved those fish from the fishermen”
What about the bean bags and snacks? Lust isn’t the only deadly sin dammit, you got to think about sloth and gluttony!
