AUSTIN, TX—Following criticism for placing buoys and razor wire along the Rio Grande in a violation of international law, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott announced Monday that, going forward, he would order his state troopers to humanely stun migrants before drowning them. “In an effort to make their deaths at our hands as…
  • ErasmusEnglish
    11•1 year ago

    Took me a second before I realized this was the Onion and not a Reuters post.

    • HubertManne
      5•1 year ago

      there really is nothing they can write at this point that might possibly be true given other things that are true. Slavery being beneficial to the slaves???!!! really which is crazier to see in a headline.

  • Narrrz
    3•1 year ago

    I’m so used to seeing “nottheonion” that I had to read the sub name several times to get my brain to accept it

  • BeefaloEnglish
    2•1 year ago

    I almost fuckin ate this one, like yeah, that’s Texas for ya