• Ben Hur Horse Race
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      the giants won by kicking an oblong ball made of pig skin through a large “H”. It was a most ripping victory.

      • @Coreidan
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        Nah. They definitely lost.

  • @Ensign_Crab
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    Imagine if Democrats had increased the national minimum wage and could draw a strong contrast here.

    Oh well.

      • @Ensign_Crab
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        8 democrats voted against it last time they had a majority.

        • @[email protected]
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          Who the fuck is down voting this? Can somebody better at Lemmy than me say? Edit:or prove him wrong instead of down voting

  • @[email protected]
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    “Not now!”, screamed Trump as he greedily shoveled full handfuls of lukewarm fries 🍟 into his weird little mouth, then he proceeded to lean backwards under the ice cream machine with an open mouth and pull the handle with his greasy little hand 🤚

    But alas… it was broken 😞

    • EleventhHour
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      As we all know, of course, a Trump “handful“ is just two or three fries. It’s freaky how tiny his hands are in proportion to the rest of his body.

        • EleventhHour
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          Literally everything about that guy is extremely weird. As a New Yorker, we’ve been familiar with his asshole since the 80s. He was always horrible, but he has steadily gotten worse over the decades.

          • emmanuel_car
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            we’ve been familiar with his asshole since the 80s. He was always horrible, but he has steadily gotten worse over the decades.

            It’s the anal leakage, isn’t it.

  • EleventhHour
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    3611 hours ago

    Not mine, and I’ve been posting it a lot, but I just can’t get enough of it. This is so very perfect.

    • @jaybone
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      Could add “is this where they come from?”

    • @[email protected]
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      His expression looks like a 17 year old’s first day on the job trying to figure out what everything is and does. Except he’s a weird and tired 78 (almost 80) year old.

  • Rhaedas
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    “I absolutely support paying a minimum wage.”

    “No, raising the minimum wage.”

    “What, higher?”

  • @hperrin
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    Because Trump does not care about the needs of the working class. They are a means to an end for him.