The onion has been cranking out bangers the past couple decades.

…so ready to eat the onion here. It TOTALLY sounds like what he’d say.

The problem with onion articles about Trump is that Cluster B thing again. The articles are all perfectly plausible within the context of his personal alternative reality wrought of untreated mental illness.

Getting desperate. No one would care if Harris worked a junior role there or not. Almost no one would care about their job history in general.