• @Snapz
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    31 hour ago

    "trick or STOP RESISTING!!!"

    • FuglyDuck
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      112 minutes ago

      “Okay!” <paints their cruiser pink with a fake gold shield, pig snout, slaps on a curly-cued pool noodle, a cop hat>

      You wanted us to trick you right?

  • Nougat
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    284 hours ago

    Yeah! I want to run through a field at night pursued by armed police! That sounds like fun!

  • @[email protected]
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    166 hours ago

    Cops play find the black kid all the time though. Doesn’t usually end well for the black kid, but still.

    • nocturne
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      175 hours ago

      “I call it hide and seek, they call it resisting arrest,” one commenter wrote.