• @Ddhuud
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    141 year ago

    And you definitely shouldn’t shove it down children throats.

    • @III
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      31 year ago

      Religious people usually get someone else’s child alone before attempting to indoctrinate them. So is that them acknowledging that what they are attempting is akin to raping a child?

  • @paddirn
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    81 year ago

    Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong? It’s swell to have a stiffy, It’s devine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger To the world’s biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake. Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend, Your Percy or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons, You can slip it in your sock. Don’t take it out in public, Or they will put you in the dock … And you won’t come back. (—Monty Python)

    • subignition
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      51 year ago

      If Dame Maggie Smith actually says that, she’s even cooler than I thought she was, which was already a considerable amount

      • @cmhickman358
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        71 year ago

        Unfortunately I don’t believe she does, the closest thing I could find was “Principles are like prayers. Noble of course. But awkward at a party.”

  • 001100 010010
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    1 year ago

    If religion is like a penis, why can religion be shown in public, but when when I do it, cops show up?

    Checkmate Atheists!

  • db2
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    31 year ago

    Another is that you should keep it private and not try to force it on children.

  • @DaddleDew
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    21 year ago

    Interpretation of religion is like an butthole. Everyone has one of their own, it’s not okay for you to go around and show it to people who didn’t ask for it, and if you make it your personality you are an asshole.