• @angrystego
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    258 minutes ago

    The only reason the dog is not satisfied is that they can’t lick it into reality.

  • @Okokimup
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    203 hours ago

    Like that isn’t exactly what a dog wants to see.

    • no bananaOP
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      22 hours ago

      I mean, if I were a dog I’d love it

      • masterofn001
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        21 hour ago

        Just like porn.

        Can’t touch, taste, or feel it.

        On a related note: I had a friend who named their dog Goon or Gooner when doing the puppy talk. It was a trained attack dog. The term goon meant what it meant then, unlike now.

  • @over_clox
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    43 hours ago

    I looked up ‘long bananas’

    Never again…