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I really want this to be a video. A good two minute long video of this dog desperately trying to find dog smut.
youll never find pantless hot dogs anywhere, poochy
The only reason the dog is not satisfied is that they can’t lick it into reality.
Like that isn’t exactly what a dog wants to see.
I mean, if I were a dog I’d love it
Just like porn.
Can’t touch, taste, or feel it.
On a related note: I had a friend who named their dog Goon or Gooner when doing the puppy talk. It was a trained attack dog. The term goon meant what it meant then, unlike now.
I looked up ‘long bananas’
Never again…
