• Splount
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    92 hours ago

    Trump plays “worker” for a few minutes. McDonald’s gets e coli. Coincidence? (Best read in the smarmy voice of Tucker Carlson or Jesse Waters.)

  • chingadera
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    475 hours ago

    “For Yelp to remain a useful resource to the community, reviews must be based on a genuine, firsthand experience with the business,” Noorie Malik, Yelp’s vice president of user operations said in a statement.

    I would encourage you all to go take a closer look at Yelps business model. They are the most useless thieving rat shit company of all time.

    They tried to steal from me in a recorded conversation, doubled down, then when they found it was recorded, tripled down because they knew no one would do shit.

    Fuck anyone who willingly works there, and especially fuck anyone in their C-suite.

    • @[email protected]
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      85 hours ago

      Oh man.

      This sounds like this shitty “Chamber of Commerce” we have in my city.

      They’re a non-profit, and they publish a directory for local businesses.

      I find it infuriating because if they didn’t exist, nothing of any value would be lost. But because they do exist, you need to pay to be listed in their book, or else you’ll miss out on some customers.

      I stopped paying for the listing many years ago because obviously I don’t want customers that need to look things up in a phone book, but they still grind my gears.

      • @rayyy
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        32 hours ago

        “Chamber of Commerce”

        Chamber of Republicans, in my town.

      • chingadera
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        45 hours ago

        Very similar, yelp is like a Mafia protection on steroids version of that. They will actively hide your company if you do not pay.

      • @antaymonkey
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        15 hours ago

        Man that sucks. A Chamber of Commerce ought to do much more than that. For instance, ours has always been a great resource for us. Frequently it’s networking events and such, but if we ever need anything, they find the people to help. When we needed capital they figured that out for us too. Our CoC has been an amazing partner for four years now and I highly doubt we’d ever consider leaving.

        • @[email protected]
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          14 hours ago

          Well, there’s probably people in my city that would say the same about our CoC. I’m sure I have a skewed perspective. They do have networking events but that’s just not how I roll. I honestly don’t know how helpful they’d be in other ways.

      • Granbo's Holy Hotrod
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        85 hours ago

        They extort companies for placement and reviews. It has 0 credibility.

        • /home/pineapplelover
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          12 hours ago

          Is there any other alternative to yelp? I use it cause when I go somewhere checking yelp review is pretty convenient. There’s also stuff like tripadvisor and the Google one.

        • @[email protected]
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          15 hours ago

          Ah! Right. So OP is probably a vendor, not an employee.

          This makes sense to me now. Thanks for chiming in.

  • @[email protected]
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    247 hours ago

    Yelp still exists!?

    Who is finding a McDonalds location on their phone’s map app and then thinking “I’d better cross-check this against Yelp first”!?

    • @jaybone
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      76 hours ago

      Probably more people now.

      • @IsThisAnAI
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        75 hours ago

        The answer is nobody.

        Nobody is using Yelp to decide if McDonald’s is for them.

        • @[email protected]
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          35 hours ago

          It comes up if you use Apple Maps to find food. They get pictures and ratings from Yelp still I believe.

          • @IsThisAnAI
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            44 hours ago

            And I’m sure that’s they’ll read the review and turn away 🙄

  • @Fredselfish
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    4810 hours ago

    Hope the place gets shut down. No one should eat there no more. Just stop eating over priced cheap shit from McDonald’s.

    • @Ensign_Crab
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      78 hours ago

      Just go there and waste their time. Order ice cream. You know the machine isn’t working.

    • @acosmichippo
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      610 hours ago

      but that chicken big mac looks good tho.

    • @ProIsh
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      No kidding! I never eat there unless the mcrib is in town and I eat like a damn pig. Man it’s so good. Boycot up until then I say!

      • @P00ptart
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        59 hours ago

        My local gas station has one that’s 5X better and is cheaper.

        • @ProIsh
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          19 hours ago

          You lie with your hands. I won’t stand here and have the mcrib shamed.

          Is it overpriced? Oh yeah, all of mcdonalds is. Is it good for you? No sir, it’s mostly cardboard I think. But does it make me feel good? Also no, it makes me feel like I’m watching a bad movie on repeat. Bite after bite.

          I can’t get enough of them. So good

          • ShieldGengar
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            43 hours ago

            I want to hate you but you’re so passionate about it, and I know that feeling. I eat taco bell.

  • @IsThisAnAI
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    15 hours ago

    I’m sure they are hurting real bad.

    What a worthless waste of energy.