• @Skanky
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    254 minutes ago

    He needs to go mow his lawn near the swimming pool

  • @Passerby6497
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    22 hours ago

    Oh wow, the turtle being a slimy fuck who does the opposite of that he says, and supports the fascist he “spoke out against” and would destroy the US? I bet we’re all reeeeeeal fukkin surprised.

  • @[email protected]
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    288 hours ago

    He’s been speaking out calling trump a vile criminal idiot, but behind the scenes is doing everything he can to get him elected? What do you think is going to happen if trump wins, dumbfuck? Is he going to celebrate your career with a gala, or have you sent to the gulag for crossing him? I mean what the fuck.

    • Optional
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      42 hours ago

      No, you’re thinking of Lindsey Graham. Moscow Mitch will sacrifice himself if it means locking all current generations into a judicial hell of backwards conservative bullshit for the rest of their lives.

  • @JusticeForPorygon
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    6810 hours ago

    Remember when he said Trump was responsible for Jan. 6th then voted to acquit him during his impeachment?

    • @EmpathicVagrant
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      97 hours ago

      Every time an actor or politician you like has died in the last 5 years, Moscow’s bitch lives one year longer.

    • @[email protected]
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      76 hours ago

      Hopefully never.

      There are two different ways of interpreting this statement, and for legal reasons I refuse to clarify.

    • @P00ptart
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      It’d be easier to just expose him to light.

  • @Jyrdano
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    108 hours ago

    Evil turtleman gonna evil.

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      2011 hours ago

      You ever see that movie where Tom Hanks talks to a volley ball?

      Well this situation isn’t relevant to that movie, but it IS a really good movie. If you haven’t seen it, you should.

      • @chemical_cutthroat
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        710 hours ago

        Let me turn you on to this little masterpiece called Turner and Hooch…

  • @SGGeorwell
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    911 hours ago

    The haunted hemorrhoid strikes again.