Poll

Edit: I’ve noticed some folks aren’t taking this poll very seriously

  • SendPicsofSandwiches
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    613 hours ago

    I need something that’s going to GRIP and CLEAN the cum out of my PUBIC HAIR every time I’m in the bathroom and the PINK SOAP doesn’t have that effect which is why I ONLY use TIDE LAUNDRY DETERGRNT

    • @[email protected]OP
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      712 hours ago

      Thank you for your important and nuanced contribution to the discussion. Please accept this sandwich pic as a token of gratitude

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  • Todd Bonzalez
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    22 hours ago

    What in the name of all that is holy, in the vast cosmos of incomprehensible decisions, could have possibly possessed you to smear the vile, unspeakable horror that is dookie and peepee all over your once-pristine teeth? Have you, in an unprecedented act of lunacy, chosen to abandon every shred of reason and logic left in this universe? And to solve this grotesque catastrophe, of all the myriad possible solutions, you chose—nay, boldly dared—to consume the wretched pink soap, the very embodiment of cleansing torment? Truly, this is a masterstroke of madness!

  • @[email protected]
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    517 hours ago

    If this bathroom has high water pressure I’ll use the multi use toilet/eyewash station to cleanse my eyeballs from the horrors of this post.

  • @Thebular
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    418 hours ago

    Have you previously tried to nibble a fish for comparison? Are we talking live or cooked?

  • FreshLight
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    519 hours ago

    They have some valid points. Less the stool eating part and more the discrepancy of look and smell of the soap…