Self explanatory.

  • Björn Tantau
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    162 months ago

    “What is my purpose?” - “You remove crumbs.” - “Oh, my god!”

    • @SPRUNTOP
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      112 months ago

      The crumbs fall down, I pick them up again!

  • go $fsck yourself
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    52 months ago

    Need to make it sound more modern and sleek, like when the first iPod and iPhones came out. You could name it the iCrumba.

  • @reddig33
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    52 months ago

    Would be great if it worked in toaster ovens.

    • @SPRUNTOP
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      62 months ago

      It’s integrated into the base of the toaster.

      The toaster has a motion sensor. When there’s been a toasting, it waits for a set amount of time of motionlessness before Crumba gets going.

      Also schedulable through the app, of course.

    • @[email protected]
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      22 months ago

      Like robotic vacuums / mops should be integrated into bottom of dishwashers. Drives me nuts this isn’t a thing.

  • Axefanatic
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    42 months ago

    How big are people’s counters and this is a thing?

    • @SPRUNTOP
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      Crumb-ba.

        • @SPRUNTOP
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          42 months ago

          Ooohhh… I am a sucker for umlauts…

          • Uiop
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            21 month ago

            You should see me write in my home-town dialect, its Umlaute all the way down:

            natürläch, mä muess ds End UND der Nether 2x besiegä, um netheride z machä…

            naturally, one has to defeat the end AND the nether 2x to make Netherite…

            The discussion being between me and a friend, who misunderstood how one of the new minecraft things worked

            wait ill search for a more umlaut-one

            wöu i wirdä wouh uf ändi Jahr mi gross PC oh uf Linux änderä, u frage mi öbi immerno Ubuntu, odr vilech doch öbbis wi Mint odr soo sötti bruuchä. […]

            Because I will probably, towards end of the year, change my big PC too to Linux. I’m just questioning wether I should still use Ubuntu, or maybe change to using Mint or such. […]

            There are some horrible words with like two ä’s behind one-another and another just yonder of the consonant

            Notable Mentions: är hüület ; he’s crying (bawling his eyes out).
            Schlööf ; ice-skates.
            aaöödä ; to bore someone and the necessery: Chuchichästli, which I will let you decipher on your own.

            anyways much fun, good luck trying to pronounce any of it.

  • Hello Hotel
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    12 months ago

    I read it as “A counter to your roomba called the crumba”. Because of course I want a robot that lays down crumbs for my roomba.