Pundits are unclear on how long would be appropriate to speak about a golfer’s genitals. But there seems to be consensus that 12 minutes is too long.

  • FuglyDuck
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    10 minutes ago

    He forgot the ending …

    “It was so small!”

    (Edit… wait… he’s talking about another man’s junk…? Oops on my part.)

  • @[email protected]
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    84 hours ago

    A minute for every inch apparently. Arnold Palmer then followed up with a 2 minute speech about Trump.

  • Ghostalmedia
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    74 hours ago

    More importantly, he also talked about punishing “enemy” democrats.

      • @hemmes
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        23 hours ago

        Yeah it’s not even an exaggeration. He just straight up started talking about how great another dude’s cock was.

  • ohellidk
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    175 hours ago

    isn’t this like the 4th or 5th time this month he’s mentioned another mans genitals? WEIRD!

  • PhlubbaDubba
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    -164 hours ago

    What’s worse, ð man didn’t even have ð class to at any point in ðat 12 minute ramble, make a “ðey said he used it as his putter!” joke!

    Come on man! It was right fucking ðere! Literally ð lowest hanging fruit!