• Jo Miran
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    2010 hours ago

    I grew up poor and in the Caribbean. Every Saturday morning some junker would get pushed into this covered porch (just a roof, no walls) and the neighborhood gear heads would decend opon it like a swarm of Stargate SG-1 replicators. By Sunday afternoon that thing was either purring like a kitten or roaring like a lion depending on what the goal was.

    Sometime the dead…they don’t come back the same.

    • @Fredselfish
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      14 hours ago

      Literally made me laugh, that hilarious.

    • Snot Flickerman
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      510 hours ago

      This is me but with old clunker computers.

      Pro-tip: 90% of the time your best solutions with an old clunker are 1. Replace HDD with SSD 2. Add more RAM (if possible) 3. Disable Secure Boot 4. Install lightweight Linux distro

  • @Shard
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    610 hours ago

    Praise the machine god

  • @Dagnet
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    710 hours ago

    Just a ritual to appease the machine spirit

    • @faltryka
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      49 hours ago

      I just assumed I was on grimdank when I saw this lol