Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!

Fetch me . . . The Comfy Chair!

*musical sting*

Legit though, I would have loved a pregnancy book written in Monty Python style while still being informative. This book was dry.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Their chief weapon two weapons three weapons four… no… Amongst their weapons… Amongst their weaponry… are such elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope