• qprimed
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    104 hours ago

    I torture it by pointing its webcam at the wall outlet and forcing it to watch its own pull-the-plug execution.

    I will be among the first against the wall when the AI revolution comes.

  • @[email protected]
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    105 hours ago

    And every computer has a different level of fight left in it. You just have to hold until it finally stops kicking.

  • @[email protected]
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    236 hours ago

    I don’t really feel any remorse though. It didn’t do what I said. It gets the consequences.

  • Ohbs
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    177 hours ago

  • Talaraine
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    308 hours ago

    Hilariously accurate, especially in modern Window’s systems. Like, you press it and it covers your screen with a ‘slide this to shut down’, which if we could do that, we probably wouldn’t be using the button.

    Instead of a 5 second press and done it’s become more like a 20 second struggle to tell the PC you really mean it!

    • @Ziglin
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      13 hours ago

      Sounds like an iPad.

      I think after like 5s something above the kernel kicks in on my PC and it’s off in less than a second.

    • @Z3k3
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      97 hours ago

      Slide this to shut down on windows?

        • @Z3k3
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          35 hours ago

          Never seen that before. Is it dependent on touch screens? Work laptop uses win11

          • Talaraine
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            34 hours ago

            Nope, get it on every version of Windows 11 that I work with. You’re supposed to use your mouse to slide it down on those. Crazy, huh?

            • @Z3k3
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              44 hours ago

              Huh. Wonder if it’s controlled by gpo,

              but then at the same time my works it dept is the most incompetent dept I have delt with in 30 years and are afraid to deviate from defaults while actively blocking dependencies the companies own software requires