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    2 months ago

    In 2364 they have invented new ways of sitting that are far more advanced than any which exist today.

      • @[email protected]
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        62 months ago

        Oddly enough, that’s a real chair from the 20th century. Somewhere there’s a wiki that has a page with every chair in Star Trek and what model it is, and that is an off-the-shelf model.

  • @dohpaz42
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    112 months ago

    This reminded me of SCP-3008, and I got curious and looked up and found SCP-3135. You’re welcome. Or my apologies. You decide. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some reading to do.

    • kamenLady.
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      102 months ago

      The interesting outtake from SCP-3135:

      Despite the visual accuracy of the characters and locations to the original Next Generation show, several notable deviations are present, including:

      • Each episode begins and ends with a title card reading ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Journey Continues! Exclusive to Westhead Media Programming!’
      • The majority of the opening credits are absent, instead only listing Harrison Granger as the director of every episode. (This information is outdated. See Addendum 3135-1 for more information.)
      • All episodes now take place completely aboard the USS Enterprise. No plot justification for this is given.
      • There is a drastic increase in nudity, graphic violence, and profanity. The majority of said profanity can be attributed to the character of Data, who uses the word ‘fuck’ a minimum of ten times per episode.
      • The character Jean Luc Picard’s name is now John Luke Picard.
      • Although the character Wesley Crusher is frequently referenced as being aboard the Enterprise by other characters, he never appears in person.
      • Popular fan-theories regarding the Star Trek universe are frequently confirmed, often in situations which have little to do with the theory in question.
      • Plot elements centered around people being trapped inside walls or otherwise restrained by them are frequent.
      • The majority of episodes are now based around the character William Riker and his various sexual encounters.
      • Neelix, a supporting character from Star Trek: Voyager, is now present in the background of every episode. Neelix has no dialogue and is not acknowledged by any other characters.
      • Flying SquidOPM
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        142 months ago

        The majority of said profanity can be attributed to the character of Data, who uses the word ‘fuck’ a minimum of ten times per episode.

        Not to mention…

      • Flying SquidOPM
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        72 months ago

        Popular fan-theories regarding the Star Trek universe are frequently confirmed, often in situations which have little to do with the theory in question.

        I know what they’re talking about here too! They predicted the final season of Discovery!

  • beefbot
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    102 months ago

    That is some powerful lube & great control to fit the entire chair in

  • @ummthatguy
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    52 months ago

    Instructions unclear. Penis caught in manüvør.

  • AItoothbrush
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    52 months ago

    I love how there are two letters there that are not a part of the swedish alphabet