• @Skullgrid
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    1113 hours ago

    never commit suicide on a friday/saturday. enjoy that final weekend.

  • @Nuke_the_whales
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    310 hours ago

    Also, hold your shits in all weekend. Have one, huge, stinky, toilet clogger Monday at work.

  • @shyguyblue
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    2418 hours ago

    Well this hits home.

    A week or two ago, i had what i call my “weepy waves”. I get a sudden, intense desire to burst into tears for about a minute. Then I’m fine for about 15, then more tears, then calm, repeat

    Fortunately, it was the last hour of my shift, so the security cameras only caught four of em, but when i was leaving, i burst into tears in the middle of the parking lot.

    Got about $15 for my troubles…

    • @dingus
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      1017 hours ago

      Aww I hope you feel better

  • @paddirn
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    15 hours ago

    Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I cry on company time!