• ThePyroPython
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      Ea-nāṣir: “Ah a complaint! Another fine addition to my collection.”

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        Ea-nāṣir doesn’t even need the money. He’s filthy rich. He’s got the ear of the god-king. He just loves the thrill of scamming people with total invulnerability, that fuck.

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    5 months ago

    HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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    I’m so angry I’m going to spend hours angrily inscribing a clay tablet telling Ea-nāṣir know how angry I am.

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    Damn and I wrote a complaint letter about this back in 1750 B.C.E. Too oh well guess I have to write another:

    When you came, you said to me as follows: ‘I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots.’ You left then, but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger…

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      Like anyone’s going to care about that in 3,700 years.

    • frosch@sh.itjust.works
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      Imagine handing out shitty stuff on Halloween and becoming a fucking meme thousand years later