• @cholesterol
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    Good old 45 degree cliffs, one of the staples of alien planets.

    • LostXOR
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      Especially alien planets with Jupiter’s gravity. It’s well known that more gravity == steeper cliffs!

  • @[email protected]
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    75 hours ago

    Needing to be massive to deal with the increased gravity is about as dumb of a take as they could have taken.

  • Hegar
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    317 hours ago

    Since long legs would be impossible

    Luckily those long slim arms are completely unaffected by that same gravity.

  • @angrystego
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    54 hours ago

    This is awsome. What is it from? Are there more planets?

  • @[email protected]
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    4 hours ago

    Spookily accurate. I like the way Earth boy’s just chillin’ in his office clothes (and long boots?) under the crushingly intense gravity, while the hosts bothered to put on lipstick and everything.

    • Decoy321M
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      To add to that accuracy, we’re looking at the surface of the solid layer of Jupiter, a gas giant. Jupiter’s only solid at its inner core, which means that the atmosphere these dudes are chilling in is made of metallic hydrogen

      • @[email protected]
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        64 hours ago

        The temperature is also tens of thousands of degrees and the atmospheric pressure is 2000 times that on Earth. He’s doing well, considering.

        • work is slow
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          Good thing he brought his tractor car.

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    Man, I want one of those living lounge chairs to ride around on. They couldn’t possibly be sentient or anything. I see absolutely no potential downsides.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      117 hours ago

      How dare you! That tractor car is a beautiful work of engineering!

    • @Beardsley
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      Idk, he looks like a perfectly attractive man, in my opinion.