• @Sanctus
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    520 days ago

    Mfw I cleave my foot with a randomly strewn child’s toy at 3 AM hunting for shredded cheese.

  • @Contramuffin
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    220 days ago

    Mfw some barbarian listens to the Epic of Gilgamesh on their clay tablet without earphones in public

  • @not_woody_shaw
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    218 days ago

    Kinda thing Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz would wear.