• @danc4498
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    73 hours ago

    A developer walks into a bar and orders one Budweiser’); DROP TABLE bartenders;

  • @[email protected]
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    439 hours ago

    An SEO specialist walks into a bar, saloon, watering hole, place to get drinks, neighborhood bar, dive bar, best mixed drinks, beer on tap…

  • @stupidcasey
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    149 hours ago

    Thank god, finally a bar that sells lizards and kills people who spend to much time in the bathroom, this place is perfect.

    • masterofn001
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      28 hours ago

      I’m reading this while sitting on the toilet. Do I have anything to worr… Oh fuck! I’m on fire! Help!

  • Troy
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    3812 hours ago

    Damn. Need to wrap that whole bar in a try: except: that just silently fails. Solves all the issues and you go to another bar.

    • @thenextguy
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      2412 hours ago

      In my experience silently failing just leaves you standing there waiting for your beer forever, or until someone reboots the universe.

    • @[email protected]
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      1411 hours ago

      “But if it silently fails then we won’t know there’s a problem until a customer reports it and we go looking for it!”

      Yes, and that could be weeks before it becomes my problem again!

      • @[email protected]
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        58 hours ago

        And weeks later, after that change has been rolled out to all the bars, the engineer now has to travel to every single one of them to fix it.

    • @[email protected]
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      711 hours ago

      Customer: Can i use the bathroom?

      Bartender: Ehhhh our bathroom is not available at the moment.

      Customer: What?

      Bartender: Not. Available…

      • Troy
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        511 hours ago

        def bathroom(customer): return False

  • The Giant Korean
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    1311 hours ago

    Isn’t it weird that their job title is QA Engineer when their goal is to break stuff?

  • @[email protected]
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    1412 hours ago

    lesson: santize your bartenders inputs but also use hierarchical rbac to provide guests access to querying for amenities.