• @[email protected]
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    6320 days ago

    An SEO specialist walks into a bar, saloon, watering hole, place to get drinks, neighborhood bar, dive bar, best mixed drinks, beer on tap…

  • Troy
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    4520 days ago

    Damn. Need to wrap that whole bar in a try: except: that just silently fails. Solves all the issues and you go to another bar.

    • @thenextguy
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      2820 days ago

      In my experience silently failing just leaves you standing there waiting for your beer forever, or until someone reboots the universe.

    • @[email protected]
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      1720 days ago

      “But if it silently fails then we won’t know there’s a problem until a customer reports it and we go looking for it!”

      Yes, and that could be weeks before it becomes my problem again!

      • @[email protected]
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        820 days ago

        And weeks later, after that change has been rolled out to all the bars, the engineer now has to travel to every single one of them to fix it.

    • object [Object]
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      820 days ago

      Customer: Can i use the bathroom?

      Bartender: Ehhhh our bathroom is not available at the moment.

      Customer: What?

      Bartender: Not. Available…

      • Troy
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        620 days ago

        def bathroom(customer): return False

  • @stupidcasey
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    2220 days ago

    Thank god, finally a bar that sells lizards and kills people who spend to much time in the bathroom, this place is perfect.

    • masterofn001
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      720 days ago

      I’m reading this while sitting on the toilet. Do I have anything to worr… Oh fuck! I’m on fire! Help!

  • @danc4498
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    1720 days ago

    A developer walks into a bar and orders one Budweiser’); DROP TABLE bartenders;

    • SkaveRat
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      519 days ago

      A table falls over and drops on the foot of the developer

  • @[email protected]
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    1720 days ago

    lesson: santize your bartenders inputs but also use hierarchical rbac to provide guests access to querying for amenities.

  • The Giant Korean
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    1520 days ago

    Isn’t it weird that their job title is QA Engineer when their goal is to break stuff?

  • @Agent641
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    1019 days ago

    Don’t forget to order null beers, and " DROP TABLE * BEERS

  • @Etterra
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    419 days ago

    I’ve played enough games to know that he definitely forgot to check for integer overflow errors.