• @Dorkyd68
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    437 minutes ago

    No nut is so dumb. Imma cum allll over the turkey, try and stop me

  • @finitebanjo
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    52 hours ago

    Not gonna lie though, the porn people draw in November is pretty top tier.

    • @PugJesusOP
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      275 hours ago

      Oh yeah!? Well I’M thinking of how MESSED UP it is to think about how other people are thinking about other people’s rates of masturbation in November!

      That’s like voyeur voyeurism. SICK behavior. TWISTED

    • @errer
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      12 hours ago

      “This is where the fun begins!”

  • @TOModera
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    114 hours ago

    How to make young men angrier? Tell them a healthy amount of maturation (7 to 21 times a month according to Google but usually just when you feel like it is fine) is unhealthy and to stop for a month. No air November up next!

      • @TOModera
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        13 hours ago

        I’d consult a doctor… if you can still move.

          • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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            83 hours ago

            I was gonna say, that’s only twice a day. I average 4-5 times a day until I was like 20-25. About once a day since, sometimes more, sometimes less. But 60 a month doesn’t seem so crazy to me.

          • @toynbee
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            22 hours ago

            That probably depends on a lot of things, including age, general health, and relationship status.

  • @stupidcasey
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    54 hours ago

    From my experience a man nutting is far more frightening.

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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      Thundercum and nutting, very very frightening, hey! Cumalaeo, cumalaeo, finger-o, magnifico!

      I’m just a porn boy, nobody fucks me

      He’s just a porn boy from a porn family, Spare him his nut from this orgasmistry!

      Easy cum, easy go, will you let go?