• @mipadaitu
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    4 months ago

    I read this wrong as “Gilbert Gottfried never got to play a Ferengi Therapist” and now I’m double sad.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      314 months ago

      Gilbert Gottfried as a Ferengi counselor on a ship stuck further out than Voyager. Everyone goes insane and eats each other within a week.

      • @Flummoxed
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        114 months ago

        And it would be hilarious!

  • @N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    324 months ago

    “I understand that you once saw your mother wearing clothing. That must have been very traumatic for you…”

      • @groucho@lemmy.sdf.org
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        174 months ago

        “I UNDERSTAND that one time you saw YOUR MOTHER wearing CLOTHING. The HORROR of it. THE DRAPING FABRIC. THE DELICATE EMBROIDERY. The WAY it BUNCHED UP AROUND HER. I cannot begin to FATHOM how DISGUSTING it must have been for you. TO SEE YOUR MOTHER THERE in CLOTHING. This is not the kind of thing I like to imagine. The FOLDS and GUSSETS and BUTTON HOLES. Imagine your mother PUTTING HER CLOTHING ON, thrusting her STUBBY FINGERS through her BUTTON HOLES as she DRAPES HERSELF IN FABRIC. And when she was done she LOOKED IN A MIRROR…”

  • @aeronmelon
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    284 months ago

    He’d be a recurring character that you would see in commercials while on Feranginar.

    “MEN! ARE YOUR LOBES NOT AS PERKY AS THEY USED TO BE?”

  • @okwhateverdude
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    134 months ago

    I’ll take Things I also Regret for $400.

  • @InverseParallax
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    124 months ago

    Seriously, he would have made an incredible nagus, or just quark’s father brought back by the prophets or something.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      84 months ago

      Or Cousin Gaila instead of the guy who played him.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      124 months ago

      It isn’t, but I will respect your incorrect opinion on this matter.