• @danc4498
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      2117 days ago

      Dad: Hi dead, I’m dad🥸

  • @BradleyUffner
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    4117 days ago

    They seem to be using them correctly to me 🫁🤹

      • TheMediocreOne
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        917 days ago

        Wait, what? I tought that it’s more like awkward situation type of emoji.

        • Ephera
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          617 days ago

          As the other person already said, it basically means “I’m dead” and you can laugh so hard that you supposedly die, or you can die inside, due to an awkward situation. It can be used for both.

        • @[email protected]
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          217 days ago

          Like “I’m ded” because I laughed so hard I rolled on the floor and laughed my ass off and turns out that was a key part of my biology and it’s gone so I’m ded now.

  • Captain Aggravated
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    3817 days ago

    You’ve got two generations present.

    One for whom emoji happened well into adulthood, and they start tacking them on awkwardly and redundantly.

    One for whom emoji has always been almost as accessible as the latin alphabet, and touchscreen keyboards are so shit that emoji themselves become slang for concepts that they’re only obliquely related to.

    • @[email protected]
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      2717 days ago

      There’s a middle. I still use emoticons and completely reject emojis. All ASCII all the time.

        • Captain Aggravated
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          1417 days ago

          Emoji have done something that emoticons never did: Emoji have become hieroglyphs.

          :) :o :D XD This tells the story of a happy person being surprised and then starting to laugh. Emoticons were crude depictions of facial expressions and never took on abstract meanings beyond those.

          Emoji, partially because a lot of them are Japanese, are badly designed. On most systems I’ve seen Emoji on, they’re too small and the details are too fine to really make them out. There’s 1,000 facial expression ones, all of them are mostly just yellow circles. Why does there have to be a slightly frowning and a frowning face? Why do we have “woozy” and “dizzy” as separate glyphs? 😵‍💫 Which of the two is that? Trick question, neither, that’s “face with spiral eyes.” Emoji are stage IV emoticon cancer. So teh youthz don’t actually use the facial expression ones, they use a skull for laughing, because that one is white and easy to tell apart. Apparently the etymology is “died/dying laughing.”

          Trying it on Lemmy’s emoji selector, “skull” and “death” both return the skull emoji, but “laugh” or “funny” doesn’t. So the skull emoji, along with others, are like hieroglyphs. They’ve taken on abstract indirect meanings of their own independent of what the glyph literally means.

          • Dragon Rider (drag)
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            The skull emoji also signifies deadpan delivery of a joke. Because the skull is incapable of showing emotion, the skull represents a falsely blank expression.

            I forgor 💀

          • @[email protected]
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            -516 days ago

            Damn gramps, you have some strong opinions on a bunch of little pictures. Weird hill to die on. I imagine this just is the most important thing in your life, so you care about it a lot.

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              You are probably one of those freaks that feels like local flags do not have to follow the rules of vexiology. You’re basically an animal.

              Go back to living in your Non-Standardized cave. I bet you don’t even know what the ISO is, your people discussed me.

    • Daemon Silverstein
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      417 days ago

      Yes. And there’s a younger generation (Gen Alpha) using slangs such as “👁️👄👁️” as a synonym for “😮” (if I understood correctly, because I’m not Alpha, I’m Zennial).

      • @[email protected]
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        216 days ago

        From what I’ve seen, 👁️👄👁️ is more like “focused on watching this”, but I’m even older, so maybe I’m misunderstanding.

  • @gibmiser
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    2417 days ago

    RIP In Peace Uncle Mark

  • @MataVatnik
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    2217 days ago

    🧍‍♂️🔥💀🗻⚱️

    • socsa
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      717 days ago

      Oh god, uncle John burned to death in a house fire?

      • Echo Dot
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        316 days ago

        Uncle John has burned to death on a mountaintop apparently.

  • Flying Squid
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    1417 days ago

    Okay now they need to write a eulogy entirely in emojis.

  • @toynbee
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    817 days ago

    The message would be better and more sympathetically conveyed without any emoji, but if you have to have one, this seems appropriate.