• @[email protected]
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      224 minutes ago

      Literally just flip a coin to get a better prediction. Randomized decision rule go brrr. Absolute madness. Neyman and Pearson can’t fool me. It’s all lies. Lies!

  • Snot Flickerman
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    2314 hours ago

    Meanwhile, quantum physicists: “Well, you actually change the outcome by measuring it.”

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      1314 hours ago

      That just sounds like some lazy scientists trying to get out of work.

      • Snot Flickerman
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        1214 hours ago

        For real.

        Grad Student: “So is the cat inside the box alive or dead?”

        Scientist: “For God’s sake let’s just say it’s both and call it a day, I’m off to the pub for a drink.”

    • @darthelmet
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      411 hours ago

      50% of the time it happens 100% of the time.