• southsamurai
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    133 hours ago

    That’s kinda like our chicken.

    She’ll be doing her thing, then hop up on you long enough to squawk and wipe her beak on you until you stop what you’re doing and talk to her, then jump down and go back to her chickening.

    Well, until she’s ready for a nap, in which case she assumes you have turned into a nest and will treat you as such

  • @[email protected]
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    187 hours ago

    Who puts a blanket on their legs but not their feet? Also, wearing slippers on the couch? If your feet are cold, put them under your blanket and get those dirty soles off the furniture!

    Kids these days …

    • @Yucky_Dimension
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      42 hours ago

      Who puts a blanket on their legs but not their feet?

      I do. My feet get hot quite fast. I also sleep with my feet uncovered.

    • @Klear
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      4 hours ago

      Also, wearing slippers on the couch?

      Better safe than sorry. Welcome to JD Vance’s America.

      • @[email protected]
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        1 hour ago

        I didn’t think that women got access to any footwear in JD’s America. Gotta have em barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, right?