“There is almost no danger to the public.”

  • Jo Miran
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    1713 days ago

    They are not infected with any disease whatsoever. They are harmless and a little skittish,”

    The monkeys are females weighing about 7 pounds (3 kilograms) and are so young and small that they haven’t been used for testing…

    TRANSLATION: If you live in South Carolina, go get yourself an adorable monkey friend and save her from a hellish life.

  • snooggums
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    13 days ago

    Yeah, I’m gonna assume we are in danger based on multiple documentaries.

    • 12 Monkeys

    • 28 Days Later

    • Contagion

    • Outbreak

    • Planet of the Apes

    • @[email protected]
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      13 days ago

      28 ______ Later?

      (Edit) I know they didn’t initially escape, but if memory serves, monkeys were the initial cause of Rage.

      • snooggums
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        313 days ago

        Dammit! That was the first one I thought of before accidentally swiping back a page and losing the comment that I had started.

        I’m putting it back in.

    • Capt. Wolf
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      613 days ago

      Maybe it was more like Project X and someone saved a bunch of super intelligent monkeys… Probably should secure any aircraft, cause otherwise they’re heading straight for the Everglades!

    • @EtherWhackOP
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      613 days ago

      Can we say “Jumanji” yet? Please?

  • @RedditWanderer
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    1113 days ago

    The new guy didn’t close the gate? I feel there should be more barriers to 43 monkeys escaping, no matter if they’d been infected with something or not. Pun intended

  • @Pacrat173
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    513 days ago

    What are we feeling planet of the apes or 28 days later?