If they’re so smart, why haven’t they invented fire yet hmm?
They were so smart that they went back into the water and don’t have to ever deal with capitalism
They still have to deal with capitalism, but they’re smart and know that direct action, attacking boats, is the only way to go.
Because they understand that’ll lead to industrialization and eventually the need to have a job. They’re happy the way they are.
Blubber
They have enough oil to keep a fire going a long time
My brain: Cute and smooth
Your brain: Gross and wrinklymy brain got the MVP your brain got the HIV
If I stay in the bath too long, my brain gets all wrinkled as well…
My financial advisor is an octopus
My cuttlefish broker embezzled everything and swam to Tahiti…😕
“Bailiffs knocking at the door, eh? Have you considered deploying an ink pseudomorph?”
Dem wrinkles
Orca’s can do the tongue roll too huh?
